1. 23:14 1st Sep 2014

    Notes: 415168

    Reblogged from cold-in-california

    2creepychihuahuas:

    illbeyourfavouritedrug:

    heathyr:

    partybarackisinthehousetonight:

    my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

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    so slang is slang for slang

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  2. 23:14

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    Reblogged from sunalwaysshining

    thrashturbate:

    cynical-bee:

    thrashturbate:

    I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

    no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

    this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

     
  3. 20:14 29th Aug 2014

    Notes: 2138

    Reblogged from the-h-in-stump

    (Source: fusedatthewrist)

     
  4. 20:12

    Notes: 164540

    Reblogged from thehealthbunny

    fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

    fucknodoms:

    I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

    (Source: memewhore)

     
  5. 20:11

    Notes: 463280

    Reblogged from ozzehh

    gayturians:

    lyraffect:

    gayturians:

    once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

    You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

    go big or go home

     
  6. 20:10

    Notes: 276178

    Reblogged from i-run-therefore-i-am

    shaman-music:

    unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

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    DAPHNE WHO THE FUCK U THINK U FOOLIN 

    fred finna tear it up in the basement

     
  7. 20:10

    Notes: 175537

    Reblogged from i-run-therefore-i-am

    thisshouldbesomethinggreat:

    theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

    Why is this not taught universally.

    he looks terrified
    good

    (Source: sfgifs)

     
  8. 20:09

    Notes: 102850

    Reblogged from the-h-in-stump

    Tags: YESSOMEONE ELSE UNDERSTANDS

    k1mkardashian:

    ariana grande reminds me of the annoying girl at school with mediocre vocals that always gets asked to sing the national anthem or something for school events 

     
  9. 20:08

    Notes: 160048

    Reblogged from i-run-therefore-i-am

    Name a british actor who has never been in drag.

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    GO ON, DO IT.image

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    I DARE YOU.

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    omfg

    you forgot these two

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    Also don’t forget.

    GUYS

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    the reblog button is so important to me when this post comes along

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    (Source: onefuckedupteenagegirl)

     
  10. 20:06

    Notes: 479931

    Reblogged from i-run-therefore-i-am

    pleasestopdoingthat:

    easterbunnymundlover:

    leviisacutelittleshit:

    colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

    beggars-opera:

    colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

    WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

    easy there henry

    whos henry what thef uck?

    *faint laughter from Britian*

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    *quietly sings* divorced, beheaded and died. Divorced, beheaded, survived.

     
  11. 20:04

    Notes: 243190

    Reblogged from thehealthbunny

    silohouettes:

My friend just made this status

    silohouettes:

    My friend just made this status

    (Source: simplefoetus)

     
  12. 20:04

    Notes: 230619

    Reblogged from i-run-therefore-i-am

    taco-bell-rey:

    The Simpsons was the most honest show out there

    (Source: taco-bell-rey)

     
  13. 20:01

    Notes: 553988

    Reblogged from i-run-therefore-i-am

    apple-saucy:

    spookynez:

    chaosprancing:

    superwholockgarfield:

    morgrana:

    OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

    it’s past, present and future

    you will be hurt

    you are hurt

    you were hurt

    BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

    you poetic little shit

    it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

    you will be stupid

    you are stupid

    you were stupid

    BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS TRULY STUPID, THEY NEVER REALLY STOP

     
  14. 20:00

    Notes: 356148

    Reblogged from sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison

    countfrankula:

    i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone

    (Source: dy1anobrien)

     
  15. 20:00

    Notes: 326575

    Reblogged from sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison

    Why girls stress over periods

    secretlycapricious:

    larry-stylinanal:

    • The constant fear of bleeding through clothes
    • The constant cramps
    • Having to change pads/tampons every 2-4 hours
    • Having to deal with mood swings
    • Having to deal with boys going ‘Oh someones on their period’ 
    • When you stand up its like a waterfall from your vagina
    • Craving food to calm you down
    • The constant fear that you smell of blood even though you dont 
    • CRAMPS
    • Feeling over emotional
    • CRAMPS
    • CRAMPS
    • FUCKEN CRAMPS

    YOU MEAN I DON’T ACTUALLY SMELL LIKE BLOOD?!

    (Source: vaginaforcesunite)

     
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